colombo street is bending
not that you would know it
there’s no depression in it
sheep shagging in far off fields
cashfields, leithfield, anywhere but darfield
what’s with the bruises on your calves?
i was just feeling sheepish
i felt a little sheepish actually
watching re-runs of kate and ellie
on the telly
with some hookers from the valley
they shoed up with frankie valli

in avalon, xanadu, rainman in cali
what happens in vegas goes on youtube
pardon me boy is that the cat who sat and shat on yer boob tube
and like you didn’t notice for 3 days
is that a record or is that your record being played or made
if i wanted to pull teeth i’d be a dentist
and if i wanted to pull the wool over the sheep’s eyes, hell, I’d be a fundamentalist
because it’s fun for some you cannot be serious
deflate the balloon before he gets delirious
turn on the defibrillator now
don’t have a cow

you. cannot. be. serious.

defibrillating.
i’m still sittin’ here waiting.
the ambulance is here but they’re not splayin’ me
i think they got some splayin’ to do, don’t you lucille?